Point in case:
You hold the phone and it slips when you try to find that stupid shutter button.
You hold the phone way too close and get one section of your face.
You're never quite sure where to look so you keep trying no matter how stupid you continue to look. At least I didn't get a shot up my nose.
It's also entertaining to those young smart asses who have no trouble at all taking selfies.
After a while, you start having some fun with it. By making faces.
And then you get closer to the whole face.
Anyway, the point of this, besides sharing my stupidity with y'all, is to show you my new glasses! I got them from Firmoo and paid LESS THAN $50 for them! Which is amazing since mine are the no-line bifocals and all that.
I told them I would link to their site and so, here's the link: FIRMOO! And, don't forget that your first pair is free. Unless your script is like mine but it's still WAY less expensive than other places.
Try them out. Unless you enjoy paying several hundred dollars for your glasses. :)