Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The Delete Button

How freaking awesome would it be to have a delete button that worked in real life?! I would LOVE it! Especially in certain situations and with certain people.

If the trouble makers showed up at a family event to cause their trouble--DELETE!
If someone cut me off in traffic--DELETE!
If someone's kids were running amok in the grocery store--DELETE!
If someone left dirty dishes in their room even though they know better--DELETE!

How much less stress would there be in our lives with a marvelous delete button? TONS less. I'm not joking.

When someone tells you how much a wedding venue/caterer is going to cost--DELETE!
When someone sticks their nose in where it doesn't belong--DELETE!
When someone doesn't do what they say they are going to do--DELETE!
When someone tells you one thing and does another---DELETE!

I can feel the excitement over this already! My whole body is relaxing just thinking about it! This could be BIG! I can just imagine life flowing so smoothly.

Especially when someone puts stuff on your front porch and says it's only for a couple of weeks and then, 8 years later, gets around to finally moving it all and you have a conversation like this:

Me: Where, exactly, are you going to put that thing?
Him: Out in the corner of the backyard under the trees. You won't even be able to see it.

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Please notice that he had to cut down the trees to fit that thing in there. 

DELETE!

What or who would you delete?

8 comments:

  1. I actually wish I had an 'Undo' button. Or a 'Rewind' button. And yah, Delete would come in handy. *cue evil laugh*

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  2. Cathy- I was sporting that evil laugh when I wrote this. LOL

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  3. Pause would be my button of choice....!
    bestest to you and your empty nest today...Daisy j

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  4. Lazy- The only problem I'd have with 'pause' is that I wouldn't want to un-pause it. LOL

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  5. I think you're onto something here! I wonder who you could try it out on? Hmmm. If only.

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  6. As long as no one deletes me, were good!!!

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  7. Ditto your list, plus several others that I probably should not put in writing!

    I posted photos from the wedding we went to last week, over on my blog. I can't imagine trying to plan a wedding these days. Whew!

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  8. Yes I would love a delete button and my list is endless................

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